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Cinnamon Dwight

FALSE CINNAMON ISN'T SWEET Dwight

incorrect meme

INCORRECT AN ACTUAL FUCKING VACATION'S BETTER Dwight

ACTUALLY, THE ROTATION ON MERCURY IS 175.97 TERRESTRIAL DAYS WICH IS EQUIVALENT TO 25 MONDAYS ON EARTH Dwight

VIP Dwight

SHOULD WE GIVE UP ON OUR VIP PROGRAM? FALSE. OUR VIP MAKES UP FOR A 3RD OF OUR MONTHLY REVENUE Dwight

Long Afternoon

INCORRECT IT'S GOING TO BE JUST AS LONG AS EVERY OTHER AFTERNOON. Dwight

Heaven is a half-pipe

  FALSE. INTERSECTIONS OF POLYHEDRA ARE NOT EQUIVALENT OR DIRECTLY COMPARABLE TO THE ABODE OF GOD, THE ANGELS, AND THE SPIRITS OF THE RIGHTEOUS AFTER DEATH; THE PLACE OR... Dwight

GIANTER KITTY

I AM VERY BUSY THIS WEEKEND FALSE, GO SEE ONLY BEAST, VENDETTA DIABOLIQUE, & GIANT KITTY AT NOTSUOH Dwight

Giant Kitty

I AM BUSY THIS WEEKEND FALSE GO SEE GIANT KITTY PLAY AT NOTSUOH Dwight

Dwight

ONE PERSON CAN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.  FALSE. Dwight

July 4th Dwight

HUNGOVER FROM FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATIONS? FALSE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH FREEDOM Dwight