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FALSE no friends

FALSE YOU HAVE NO FREINDS Dwight

Dwight Air Conditioning

AIR CONDITIONING MAKES YOU FAT. FALSE: FOOD AND LACK OF EXERCISE MAKE YOU FAT.  Dwight

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FACT I BLEW IT WITH MY DREAM GIRL Dwight

#USMNT #GoUSA

BEFORE #USMNT PLAYS BELGIUM, THEY ASK, 'WOULD IDIOTS LOSE TO BELGIUM?'  AND IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THEN THEY DO NOT LOSE TO BELGIUM. Dwight

"It rained again this morning (so weird for late June)"

FALSE THE 30 YEAR NORMAL AVG RAINFALL IN AUSTIN IN JUNE IS 4.38

BALLER FALLER

I DIDN'T RESPOND ON PURPOSE FALSE. I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING CLEVER AND NOW I FEEL LIKE EVEN MORE OF A JACK ASS. Dwight

PORK FACTS

FALSE.   THAT IS PORK Dwight

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YOU NEED TO BILL MORE HOURS? FALSE ALL YOU NEED IS WATER AND RATIONS Dwight

WHO CALLED DWIGHT

MATT CALLED ME THIS MORNING? FALSE. LANE CALLED ME THIS MORNING. Dwight

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 BEERS, BIKES, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Dwight