Dwight

Por tus pendejas

False, says Dwight

THIS WEEK SUCKS? FALSE VACUUM CLEANERS SUCK. Dwight

YOLO False

#YOLO FALSE: LAZARUS OF BETHANY Dwight

Brain size

 FALSE. BRAIN SIZE ISN'T PROPORTIONAL TO INTELLIGENCE.  Dwight

The real Pikachu

FALSE. PIKACHU LEARNS THE SAME ABILITIES, ONLY SOONER. Dwight

Everytime I have to put in a stupid title, why cant we have nice things?

FALSE. THE RED BRICK ROAD DOESNT LEAD TO WILLY WONKAS CHOCOLATE FACORY IT IS ACTUALLY RED CARPET Dwight

Beard research

QUESTION: WHICH BEARD IS BEST? Dwight

Big heart? BAD

A BIG HEART IS CAUSED BY BEING A GOOD PERSON? FALSE. AN ENLARGED HEART IS CARDIOMEGALY AND IS USUALLY THE RESULT OF HYPERTENSION OR CORONARY ARTERY DISEASE. Dwight

Bumblebees blah

THEY RAN AWAY LIKE BUMBLEBEES FALSE. BUMBLEBEES CANNOT RUN. Dwight

saxophones are cool

ONLY FLUTES WOULD KNOW WHO SIR JAMES GALWAY IS? FALSE: ANY LORD OF THE RINGS FAN SHOULD KNOW WHO HE IS Dwight