Einstein

Midnight Shifts

TIME SLOWS DOWN AS YOU APPROACH THE END OF YOUR LAST MIDNIGHT SHIFT Einstein

knuck if u buck

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!!! Einstein

Ya'll are insane

LET'S SAY THE SAME THING AGAIN AND SEE IF ANYTHING CHANGES Einstein

Fridge

SAME-DAY GROCERY DELIVERY WILL DISRUPT THE REFRIGERATOR Einstein

Yes they are

YES THEY ARE I SHOULD KNOW, I INVENTED THE INTERNET Einstein

lol kickit tome

THIS BITCH THINK SHE SLICK Einstein

lol kickit tome

THIS BITCH THINK SHE SLICK Einstein

Einstein Disagrees

I CAN GUARANTEE WITH A HIGH LEVEL OF ACCURACY THAT WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID IS ABSOLUTELY INACCURATE Einstein

98% of all

98% OF ALL MY QUOTES ON THE INTERNET ARE MISATTRIBUTED Einstein

nunca dije

YO NUNCA DIJE ESAS HUEVADAS  -ALBERT EINSTEIN Einstein