Einstein

Quase namorando!

TÔ QUASE NAMORANDO  SÓ FALTA A PESSOA! Einstein

Dead right!

YOU CAN BE DEAD RIGHT.... AND STILL BE DEAD Einstein

Einstein Shminterest

SHMINTEREST.COM CARRIES ABSOLUTELY NO WEIGHT Einstein

Einstein Hair

MY HAIR MAY SUCK BUT AT LEAST I GOT SOME Einstein

Empty Stomach?

 BOJANGLES LUNCH A GENIUS WOULD NOT  MISS IT! Einstein

Einstein's letter, sent to Jewish philosopher Erik Gutkind

Brian Cox Tells It Straight

LOOK AT ALL THAT SHIT BEHIND ME! IT'S 4.7BN YEARS OLD FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Einstein

Smart Albert Einstein

MULHERES DIZEM QUE GOSTAM DE HOMENS QUE SABEM COZINHAR ... ACHO QUE ELAS DEVERIAM GOSTAR MESMO É DOS HOMENS QUE SABEM COMER! Einstein

Everything is relative

I'M RELATIVELY CERTAIN I WANT TO SEE YOU ABSOLUTELY NAKED Einstein

Motoboys ...

O MEDO DE TODO MOTOBOY DEVE SER MORRER MUITO JOVEM ... EU NUNCA VI UM MOTOBOY VIVER O BASTANTE PARA SE TORNAR MOTOMAN. Einstein