Forever Alone

Mistakenly bought an Ipod touch instead of iphone months ago didn't matter

Mistakenly bought an Ipod touch instead of iphone months ago didn't matter  Forever Alone

wins two tickets to disney world goes twice

wins two tickets to disney world goes twice  Forever Alone

Mobile phone network went down for 2 days Didn't notice

Mobile phone network went down for 2 days Didn't notice  Forever Alone

Finds phone six months after losing it no missed calls

Finds phone six months after losing it no missed calls  Forever Alone

So many awesome ringtones NO contacts to assign them to

So many awesome ringtones NO contacts to assign them to  Forever Alone

Won 2 cinema tickets 2 free movies for me

Won 2 cinema tickets 2 free movies for me  Forever Alone

Feels phone vibrate Out of battery

Feels phone vibrate Out of battery  Forever Alone

Wake up to five happy birthday emails All automated messages from web forums

Wake up to five happy birthday emails All automated messages from web forums  Forever Alone

"The only vagina you've ever seen is when you were born" C-Section

Finally gets friends Season 2 on DVD

Finally gets friends Season 2 on DVD  Forever Alone