Foul Bachelorette Frog

I am in awe of my own filth

I WASHED MY HAIR TWICE THIS MORNING ...STILL SMELLS LIKE SWEAT. Foul Bachelorette Frog

Don't know how long it had been there, but at least both items are mine.

FIND TUBE OF LIPSTICK THAT ROLLED UNDER DIRTY FRIDGE WEAR IT Foul Bachelorette Frog

Two Uses for Feminine Products

WEARS PAD TO ABSORB THE DISCHARGE Foul Bachelorette Frog

FROG FACE

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

 A WAIST OF TIME Foul Bachelorette Frog

Foul Bachelorette Frog's Big Night Out

GOING OUT, HAIRY LEGS, JEANS WITH KNEE HOLES SHAVES ONLY KNEES THROUGH HOLES ON JEANS Foul Bachelorette Frog

Office Job/Workout pants the rest of the time

DIDN'T WASH MY JEANS VERY OFTEN WAY BEFORE IT WAS

Tree frogs are stoners

HAHAHA HUMANS THOUGHT WE NATURALLY HAD RED EYES  BUT NO WE

Hello Friend

HELLO SHANNON HOW WAS YOUR DAY? Foul Bachelorette Frog

Keeps stuff warm too

NO POCKETS? USES BRA. Foul Bachelorette Frog