Foul Bachelorette Frog

Don't believe everything you read on Social Networks!

I CAN WRITE ANYTHING I WANT, ON THE PICTURE OF MY CHOICE IT DOESN'T MAKE IT A FACT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ME 'THE MEDIA' - JULZ Foul Bachelorette Frog

Actually, this was my roommate's idea.

LOW-CUT DRESS, CAN'T FIND BANDEAU GO TO DINNER PARTY WITH LACE PANTIES SHOVED INTO CLEAVAGE INSTEAD Foul Bachelorette Frog

I'm a girl with curly hair, this accurately describes my routine

WELP, I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR GUESS I WON'T BE SHOWERING THE NEXT FIVE DAYS Foul Bachelorette Frog

Creepy... but RADICAL!

I SEE YOU NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM THE RADICAL TREE FROG!!! Foul Bachelorette Frog

foul hickey frog

IT'S NOT A HICKEY THE VACUUM HOSE REACHED UP AND SUCKED MY  NECK Foul Bachelorette Frog

i like cake

NORMAL PEOPLE FLIRTING: I LIKE UR HAIR  ME: IF U WERE FOOD U WOULD BE CAKE COZ I LIKE CAKE  Foul Bachelorette Frog

So this is what I've become.

NO FLOSS? HAIR FLOSS Foul Bachelorette Frog

Liquid.

NOT SURE IF SWEAT OR PERIOD  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Sleep Deprivation at its Finest

ACCIDENTALLY PUTS CIGARETTE OUT IN FULL CAN OF ENERGY DRINK STILL TRIES TO SALVAGE DRINK Foul Bachelorette Frog

I KNOW THE OUTSIDE WAS DIRTY SO I FLIPPED IT INSIDE OUT Foul Bachelorette Frog