Guido Jesus

I TURN WATER INTO BACARDI

I TURN WATER INTO BACARDI  Guido Jesus

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks  Guido Jesus

WWJD? That tight blonde chick over by the bar

WWJD? That tight blonde chick over by the bar  Guido Jesus

died for your sins in the morning Fist bumps in the club at night

died for your sins in the morning Fist bumps in the club at night  Guido Jesus

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?  Guido Jesus

may he who is without sin take the first jagerbomb

may he who is without sin take the first jagerbomb  Guido Jesus

Got this tan After three days on a cross

Got this tan After three days on a cross  Guido Jesus

Mary Magdalene? Heard she was DTF

Mary Magdalene? Heard she was DTF  Guido Jesus

Turns water Into protein shake

Turns water Into protein shake  Guido Jesus

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks  Guido Jesus