Guido Jesus

TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK TO MAKE SURE THE TAN IS EVEN

TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK TO MAKE SURE THE TAN IS EVEN  Guido Jesus

Turned water into wine added roofies.

Turned water into wine added roofies.  Guido Jesus

rose after 3 days epic hangover

rose after 3 days epic hangover  Guido Jesus

cured the blind so they can check out my bod

cured the blind so they can check out my bod  Guido Jesus

raised lazarus from the dead with a jager bomb

raised lazarus from the dead with a jager bomb  Guido Jesus

paid the ultimate price takes grenades for all eternity

paid the ultimate price takes grenades for all eternity  Guido Jesus

Fishes and bread? more like bitches and head

Fishes and bread? more like bitches and head  Guido Jesus

40 days in the desert? Did it for the tan

40 days in the desert? Did it for the tan  Guido Jesus

Water into wine? How 'bout water into patron

Water into wine? How 'bout water into patron  Guido Jesus

Funkin tino

HEY IM FUCKIN TINO Guido Jesus