High Expectations Asian Father

Cup size C? Why not cupsize A?

Cup size C? Why not cupsize A?  High Expectations Asian Father

Calculator? Why not calcunow?

Calculator? Why not calcunow?  High Expectations Asian Father

You're bisexual? why not asexual?

You're bisexual? why not asexual?  High Expectations Asian Father

Beekeeper? why not A-keeper

Beekeeper? why not A-keeper  High Expectations Asian Father

To be or not to be? Not two B! Two A!

To be or not to be? Not two B! Two A!  High Expectations Asian Father

You play B-Ball? Why no play A-ball?

You play B-Ball? Why no play A-ball?  High Expectations Asian Father

You're watching "the bachelor"? why not watch "the doctorate"?

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Harvard and NBA star? I can now call you my son

Harvard and NBA star? I can now call you my son  High Expectations Asian Father

you drop f-bomb in school? why you no drop... nevermind

you drop f-bomb in school? why you no drop... nevermind  High Expectations Asian Father

30 minutes between finals? more time to study for next year

30 minutes between finals? more time to study for next year  High Expectations Asian Father