High Expectations Asian Father

Today your 13th Birthday? Why you no doctor yet?

Today your 13th Birthday? Why you no doctor yet?  High Expectations Asian Father

We are moving to Canada so you can get lots of eh's

We are moving to Canada so you can get lots of eh's  High Expectations Asian Father

every minus i see on your report card i minus one of your fingers

every minus i see on your report card i minus one of your fingers  High Expectations Asian Father

you wear c-cup? why not a-cup?!

you wear c-cup? why not a-cup?!  High Expectations Asian Father

Let it be? why not let it A?

Let it be? why not let it A?  High Expectations Asian Father

Your friend had to call AAA on way to AA meeting? He is son I never had

Your friend had to call AAA on way to AA meeting? He is son I never had  High Expectations Asian Father

Your bra size B cup Why not A cup

Your bra size B cup Why not A cup  High Expectations Asian Father

you got beads at Mardi Gras? Why not... nevermind, beads are fine

you got beads at Mardi Gras? Why not... nevermind, beads are fine  High Expectations Asian Father

Jay-z have 99 problems test tomorrow have 150. go study

Jay-z have 99 problems test tomorrow have 150. go study  High Expectations Asian Father

You join AA program? So proud

You join AA program? So proud  High Expectations Asian Father