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Twilight: New moon That's in the "we have to pay rent - whatever" section

Twilight: New moon That's in the

The 'dead bird book'? I think you mean "To Kill A Mockingbird", genius.

The 'dead bird book'? I think you mean

You don't read? Don't talk to me.

You don't read? Don't talk to me.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you're a guy, and you're looking for "Womens Studies?" We've actually consolidated that in the "desperate attempts to get laid" aisle.

So you're a guy, and you're looking for

Happy Birthday Aly!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALYSIN FROM ONE OSTRICH TO ANOTHER!!! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You don't discuss politics

YOU DON'T DISCUSS POLITICS,  YOU'RE NO ART TEACHER !!! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Sorry Bathroom

SORRY OUR PUBLIC RESTROOMS ARE OUT OF ORDER.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Do you have a bathroom?

DO YOU HAVE A PUBLIC BATHROOM?  NO. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Z ! My one friend!

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Ostrich STHU

I THINK YOU SHOULD STHU Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich