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Twilight: New moon That's in the "we have to pay rent - whatever" section

Twilight: New moon That's in the

The 'dead bird book'? I think you mean "To Kill A Mockingbird", genius.

The 'dead bird book'? I think you mean

You don't read? Don't talk to me.

You don't read? Don't talk to me.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

So you're a guy, and you're looking for "Womens Studies?" We've actually consolidated that in the "desperate attempts to get laid" aisle.

So you're a guy, and you're looking for

thick lips

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Ho ANA

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You are ... WOW !!

        YOU ARE...           WOW Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

You are ... WOW !!

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Happy Birthday

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