Lame Pun Coon

There was a fire at the circus That shit was in tents

There was a fire at the circus That shit was in tents  Lame Pun Coon

Women make sandwiches because they're bread for it

Women make sandwiches because they're bread for it  Lame Pun Coon

Didn't like my beard at first but it grew on me

Didn't like my beard at first but it grew on me  Lame Pun Coon

Stayed Up All Night Wondering Where The Sun Went Then It Dawned On Me

Stayed Up All Night Wondering Where The Sun Went Then It Dawned On Me  Lame Pun Coon

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.  Lame Pun Coon

I saw a sign outside the drug rehab center It said "Keep off the grass."

I saw a sign outside the drug rehab center It said

I'm an unsuccessful doctor Probably because I have no patience

I'm an unsuccessful doctor Probably because I have no patience  Lame Pun Coon

What'd the blind tourist do during WWII? Notsee Germany

What'd the blind tourist do during WWII? Notsee Germany  Lame Pun Coon

I think I'm addicted to brake fluid But don't worry, I can stop at any time.

I think I'm addicted to brake fluid But don't worry, I can stop at any time.  Lame Pun Coon

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory? Hope there's no Pop Quiz

Class trip to Coca-Cola factory? Hope there's no Pop Quiz  Lame Pun Coon