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Malicious Advice Mallard

like butter

HATE SCOOPING HARD ICECREAM? WARM UP YOUR SPOON IN THE MICROWAVE, WARM STEEL WILL GO THROUGH LIKE BUTTER. Malicious Advice Mallard
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is this ok?

YOU SHOULD NOT JUMP OFF CLIFFS. Malicious Advice Mallard
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I guess this is what they are thinking...

WHEN MAKING A COMPLICATED PURCHASE, LIKE FOR A NEW PC, COME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING YOU'LL BE THE ONLY CUSTOMER IN THE STORE AND GET LOTS OF HELP Malicious Advice Mallard
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dick landlord

LANDLORD TRIES TO KICK YOU OUT BY SAYING YOU ARE A SMOKER WHEN YOU ARE NOT RENEW YOUR LEASE AND NEVER LEAVE Malicious Advice Mallard
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wat

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woman instinct

IF A GIRL EVER PULLS OUT A KNIFE ON YOU DURING AN ARGUMENT, PULL OUT SOME BREAD & MAYO HER WOMAN INSTINCTS WILL KICK IN AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH Malicious Advice Mallard
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Theater solutions

LEAVE THE BOXES OUT. SEAN PREFERS IT THAT WAY. Malicious Advice Mallard
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The American initiative

WHEN IN DOUBT DROP A NUKE Malicious Advice Mallard
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Anti-Advice Mallard on Respectability Politics

WEAR A BELT WITH YOUR PANTS YOUR LIFE WILL BE DEEMED MORE WORTHY THAN THESE THUGS AND THE POLICE WON'T SHOOT YOU Malicious Advice Mallard
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Anti-Advice Mallard on Respectability Politics

IF YOU WEAR A BELT ON YOUR PANTS THE POLICE WON'T SHOOT YOU Malicious Advice Mallard
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