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Malicious Advice Mallard

Joined the group

JOINED THE GROUP Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bad advice mallard on saving on pet supplies

SAVE MONEY ON CAT FOOD BY BUYING BIRD SEED INSTEAD Malicious Advice Mallard
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FAP DUI

IF YOU GET PULLED OVER FOR A DUI AND NEED TO SOBER UP FAP Malicious Advice Mallard
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Jiu Jitsu duck

WANT TO LIFT HEAVY STUFF EASILY AND SUCCEED IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES OF REGULAR LIFE? START JIU JITSU! YOU'LL SURELY NEED TO STRANGLE SOMEONE EVERY DAY Malicious Advice Mallard
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Scream MRT

TELL HER NICELY THE VIRTUES OF PATIENCE SHE WILL FEEL BAD AND TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN Malicious Advice Mallard
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Toilet Advice

WHEN YOU USE THE LAST TOILET PAPER PUT SOME SHIT ON THE TOILET SEAT, SO OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bad advice

IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE HESITANT TO TRY ANAL? TRY CONVERTING TO HOMOSEXUALITY. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stealing the covers, again.

GENTLEMAN, ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR LADY ALWAYS STEALING THE COVERS? POUR SULFURIC ACID DOWN HER PANTS WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Poli in a nutjob shell

DA LA POLI E SUPERUSOR, PLIN DE TIPE DRAGUTE, AI O GRAMADA DE TIMP LIBER SI CELE MAI MULTE MATERII SUNT INTERESANTE SI CHIAR TE VOR AJUTA Malicious Advice Mallard
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