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Malicious Advice Mallard

If you think someone is checking you out

IF YOU THINK SOMEONE IS CHECKING YOU OUT, FART. IF THEY FREAK OUT, THEY WERE PROBABLY CHECKING YOU OUT. Malicious Advice Mallard
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drunk mallard

HAVING CHEST PAINS & TROUBLE BREATHING? ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT, HELPS YOUR LUNGS RELAX. Malicious Advice Mallard
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My every day life

TIME FOR A TOASTER BATH Malicious Advice Mallard
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BRIBES, THREATS, AND BLACKMAIL

DIDN'T GET THE RESULT YOU WANTED? BRIBES, THREATS, AND BLACKMAIL Malicious Advice Mallard
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Corkscrew Penises

YOU LOST ME AT
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Warming up the dick

WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD PEE DURING SEX WHILE ON TOP OF HIM Malicious Advice Mallard
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ITS MY HOUSE

IF YOUR KIDS SHOW EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF DISREPECT REMIND THEM WHO OWNS THE HOUSE AND THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY REALIZE YOU ARE RIGHT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Works every time

LOOKING FOR A DISCOUNT AT LOWE'S? GO TO EBAY AND FIND A COUPON THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BARCODE COVERED THEN USE YOUR PHONE APP TO SCAN IT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Works every time

LOOKING FOR A DISCOUNT AT LOWE'S? GO TO EBAY AND FIND A COUPON THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BARCODE COVERED AND USE YOUR PHONE APP TO SCAN IT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Works every time

LOOK FOR DISCOUNT AT LOWE'S? GO TO EBAY AND FIND A COUPON THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE BARCODE COVERED AND USE YOUR PHONE APP TO SCAN IT Malicious Advice Mallard
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