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CLASS CLOWNS ARE A BIG HIT IN COLLEGE Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cleaning house

WANT TO CLEAN YOUR OVEN AND MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL GOOD? PUT CINNAMON IN A PAN IN YOUR OVEN ON THE CLEAN CYCLE Malicious Advice Mallard
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9. A.

NE SZAVAZZ A 9. A.-RA Malicious Advice Mallard
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I just learned this yesterday. Wish I'd known this before it happened.

IF YOU RUN OUT OF GAS WHILE DRIVING IMMEDIATELY TRY TO ACCELERATE. THE ENGINE WILL DRAW ENOUGH RESIDUAL FUEL FROM THE CARBURETOR TO GET YOU TO THE NEAREST GAS STATION. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Meta Mallard

DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE Malicious Advice Mallard
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RACIST DUCK

IF A CUSTOMER SEEMS HESITANT TO TIP CALL THEM OUT FOR ACTING NIGGARDLY Malicious Advice Mallard
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DUCKS SUCK

IF YOU NEED TO MURDER SOMEONE DISGUISE YOURSELF AS THEM AND DO IT IN FRONT OF A SECURITY CAMERA. THAT WAY, IT WILL LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE Malicious Advice Mallard
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dusks sucks balls

DON'T BUY A CAR, BUY A GUN YOU CAN GET A CAR WITH A GUN Malicious Advice Mallard
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ducks are assholes

WHEN TALKING TO A GIRL, SAY
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nhl 14

IF YOU WANT TO WIN EVERY GAME JUST PLAY YOUR TOP LINE THE ENTIRE TIME Malicious Advice Mallard
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