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IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH A PARTICULAR POSE GRUNT LOUDLY, IGNORE YOUR BANDHAS, AND TRY HARDER! Malicious Advice Mallard

Lukes Sunburn

LUKE BE LIKE WHAT SUNBURN? Malicious Advice Mallard

not a good idea

IF YOU HAVE SOME LOOSE SKIN NEXT TO YOUR NAIL JUST RIP IT OFF Malicious Advice Mallard

Always do it

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AT THE GYM LIFTING WITH BAD FORM. MAKE SURE TO CORRECT THEM, THEY WILL BE VERY THANKFUL. Malicious Advice Mallard

The reed's a tuning slide

AN OBOIST IN YOUR BAND IS PLAYING SHARP? TELL THEM TO PULL THE REED OUT Malicious Advice Mallard

duck quiz

TRY STUDYING IN A GROUP BEFORE A MIDTERM IT'S A GREAT USE OF TIME Malicious Advice Mallard

This is NOT a real advice mallard. Do not try this at home.

WHEN MOST DUCKS QUACK, I PUT OUT AN ANTI-QUACK SIGNAL. THAT'S HOW I GOT DISQUALIFIED. Malicious Advice Mallard

soak it up

A KOTEX WOULD SOAK IT UP Malicious Advice Mallard

I made it lul

HOW MUCH DICK WOULD A DUCK SUCK IF A DUCK COULD SUCK DICK. Malicious Advice Mallard

Paint >:D

  MAKING MEMES?   PAINT WILL DO JUST FINE Malicious Advice Mallard