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Offensive Forrest Gump

Life is a box of cheap chocolates

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. A CHEAP, THOUGHTLESS, PERFUNCTORY GIFT THAT NOBODY EVER ASKS FOR. Offensive Forrest Gump
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A box without the chocolates

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. A CHEAP, THOUGHTLESS, PERFUNCTORY GIFT THAT NOBODY EVER ASKS FOR. UNRETURNABLE BECAUSE ALL YOU GET BACK IS ANOTHER BOX OF CHOCOLATES. SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH THIS UNDEFINABLE WHIPPED MINT CRAP THAT YOU MINDLESSLY WOLF DOWN SO, YOU END UP WITH NOTHING BUT BROKEN BITS FILLED WITH HARDENED JELLY AND TEETH-SHATTERING NUTS. AND IF YOU'RE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO EAT THOSE, ALL YOU GOT LEFT IS AN EMPTY BOX FILLED WITH USELESS BROWN PAPER WRAPPERS. Offensive Forrest Gump
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Rum & Coke

WE GO TOGETHER LIKE RUM & COKE Offensive Forrest Gump
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you're my girl

YOU'RE MY GIRL Offensive Forrest Gump
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I have no legs!

BUT DESMOND............................... YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS! Offensive Forrest Gump
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I have no legs!

BUT DESMOND............................... YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS! Offensive Forrest Gump
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forest for president

MOMMA ALWAYS SAID PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS ARE LIKE A OLD BOX OF CHOCOLATES ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE GONE AND THE REST SUCK ASS Offensive Forrest Gump
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forrest for president

.... MOMMA ALWAY SAID FORREST YOUR ONE DUMBASS SOM'BITCH YOU SHOUD RUN FOR THE GOP -MOMMA KNEW Offensive Forrest Gump
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they call me...forrest , forrest gump ......

....MOMMA ALWAYS SAID..... FORREST ....YOUR ONE DUMBASS SOM'BITCH Offensive Forrest Gump
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My answer to reenlistment

I AM NOT A SMART MAN. BUT EVEN I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO NOT REENLIST Offensive Forrest Gump
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