Overly Attached Girlfriend

Roses are red, I'm having a baby. Marry me now, or I'll say that you raped me.

Roses are red, I'm having a baby. Marry me now, or I'll say that you raped me.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Is it nice touching what your child will one day drink milk from?

Is it nice touching what your child will one day drink milk from?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Dating 6 Weeks: Pins wedding invitations and baby announcements to Pintrest

Dating 6 Weeks: Pins wedding invitations and baby announcements to Pintrest  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I save all your voicemails and listen to them every morning

I save all your voicemails and listen to them every morning  Overly Attached Girlfriend

When I die I want you to die too

When I die I want you to die too  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Told my girlfriend we could probably afford a vacation in about a year. Oh, you mean for our honeymoon?

Told my girlfriend we could probably afford a vacation in about a year. Oh, you mean for our honeymoon?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You should give me a picture of your younger self So i can tell people we have a child

You should give me a picture of your younger self So i can tell people we have a child  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You say restraining order i say long distance relationship

You say restraining order i say long distance relationship  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Sure you can have "boy's night out" 32 text messages, 45 missed calls, 18 voicemails

Sure you can have

I'm going to learn all your mom's favorite recipes So you'll never need her again

I'm going to learn all your mom's favorite recipes So you'll never need her again  Overly Attached Girlfriend