Sad Birthday Dog

Happy Birthday Sheila

I WOULD HAVE WISHED YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOONER BUT I WAS BUSY ENJOYING THIS CAKE THAT'S GOING TO DESTROY MY THIGHS Sad Birthday Dog

all i want for my birthday is a whore and whiskey

ALL I WANT FOR MY B-DAY IS A WHORE AND WHISKEY Sad Birthday Dog

HAPPY B-DAY

ALL I WANT FOR MY B-DAY IS A BITCH AND WHISKEY Sad Birthday Dog

Happy Birthday, Emily!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CAKE ISN'T FOR ME? WHATEVER...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMILY! Sad Birthday Dog

Meat Cake

SO YOU HEARD I WAS ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN.... BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING ME WHEN YOU SAID A

Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS TARA Sad Birthday Dog

Big booty how

ALL I WANTED WAS A  BIG BOOTY HOW Sad Birthday Dog

big booty how

ALL I WANTED WAS A BIG BOOTY HOW Sad Birthday Dog

Come on Asha!

COME ON ASHA, A LITTLE SMILE WON'T HURT! Sad Birthday Dog

My bday face lol