Scumbag Genetics

skinny fat syndrome..some of you can relate

I SEE YOU PUT ON WEIGHT LET TRANSFER ALL OF THEM TO THE BELLY Scumbag Genetics

Genetics in a nutshell

IQ WELL ABOVE AVERAGE? LET'S BALANCE IT OUT WITH DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND AN AFFINITY FOR CIGARETTES. Scumbag Genetics

Can't lose weight

CAN'T STOP EATING CRAP FOOD AND DRINKING SODA BLAMES GENETICS FOR BEING FAT Scumbag Genetics

XX Blues

MALE SHORT, GIANT TITS, WIDE HIPS, VOICE LIKE MINNIE MOUSE Scumbag Genetics

HAVE POOR SELF-IMAGE? HERE'S UGLY FACE FOR YOU. Scumbag Genetics

My genetics

BLUE EYES AND BLOND HAIR CAN'T SEE SHIT AND GOING BALD AT AGE 23 Scumbag Genetics

i cant give you manly beard

SORRY BRO, I CANT GIVE YOU MANLY BEARD HERE'S A HANDY LITTLE DICK FOR YOU BRAH Scumbag Genetics

This pisses me off.

CAN GROW MORE HAIR ON MY FEET THAN I CAN ON MY FACE Scumbag Genetics

At least I have a beard..

WE'RE SORRY YOU'RE A 5'4 MALE HERE,TAKE SOME MORE HAIR Scumbag Genetics

I love(d) milk.

YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK IS MILK? WELL NOW YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. Scumbag Genetics