Scumbag Genetics

I love(d) milk...

YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK IN IS MILK? WELL NOW YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT Scumbag Genetics

The Sad Truth

THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE ALWAYS STOLEN AND HORDED THE REAL SACRED KNOWLEDGE AND SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. . . AND THEN REPLACED THEM WITH PSUEDO BELIEF SYSTEMS, WHOS MAIN OBJECTIVES WERE TO DECEIVE AND CONTROL THE MASSES.   ~THE UNLIKELY GURU~☆♡ Scumbag Genetics

GG,DNA. Making me feel so good about myself.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO GOOD WITH ACNE AND TALLNESS? A HIGH SEX DRIVE! GO GET EM' CHAMP! Scumbag Genetics

Mum's and Dad's

WHAT GENETIC TRAITS ARE BRINGING TO YOUR PARENTING? STEP BACK AND REFLECT FOR A WEEK ON YOUR PARENTING DECISIONS Scumbag Genetics

I'm a dude.

FINALLY LOSE ENOUGH WEIGHT TO START GETTING AB DEFINITION HIPS THAT COULD BIRTH A SMALL HORSE Scumbag Genetics

aspergers issues

ATHLETIC, MORE MUSCULAR THAN AVERAGE, 150+ IQ? COMES FREE WITH A SPECIAL PACKAGE THAT INCLUDES ASPERGERS, BIPOLAR, CONCAVE CHEST, WINGED SHOULDERS AND A RATHER UNIMPRESSIVE MEMBER. Scumbag Genetics

Other guys in their early 20's ?

FINALLY HAVING SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE? LET'S MAKE YOU BALD, AND MAKE YOUR BACK LOOK LIKE A GORILLAS Scumbag Genetics

Scumbag genetics

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST? SWEET! HERE'S DOWN SYNDROME Scumbag Genetics

Scumbag Eczema

EVERYONE THINKS NECK IS COVERED IN HICKIES. JUST ECZEMA. Scumbag Genetics

its like a back toupet

I'M SORRY YOU'RE BALDING DUDE! SO I PUT A FAIR AMOUNT ON YOUR BACK IN RETURN Scumbag Genetics