Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony

calls you a son of a bitch doesn't realize irony  Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once

Marijuana is an addictive drug i know because i tried it once  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"The rich earned their money through hard work, you shouldn't tax them." Rich because she married and divorced a doctor

I teach my kids to be accepting of other cultures As long as they're christian

I teach my kids to be accepting of other cultures As long as they're christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"stop playing those video games all day" watches tv from the moment she gets home to the moment she falls asleep

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for "convenience"

Blessed with cheap, easy access to top-quality freshwater in north america wastes hundreds of dollars a year on cases of water for

Too many cars in neighbor's driveway? call cops

Too many cars in neighbor's driveway? call cops  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't want you going out with that slut!" On her third marriage