Sheltering Suburban Mom

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid

Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid   Sheltering Suburban Mom

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child

Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child  Sheltering Suburban Mom

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents

Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized 

  Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents   Sheltering Suburban Mom