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OLD CREEPY GUYS HATE    1. WIGGAS  2. BAGGY CLOTHES 3. SCREAMO BANDS 4. RAP 5. TATTOOS  DON'T WEAR MAKEUP. SUNGLASSES IN PUBLIC. ORACALS DADS HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET TO THEIR CHURCH FRIENDS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 SO WIFEY IS ALMOST BLIND SO THEY JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER. USA ALL THE WAY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER BELIEFS. JUST HER SPIRITUAL GUIDES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 YOUNG BUCKS JUST NEED TO WORK ON THEIR IQ EVERY DAY Socially Awkward Penguin

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 GROWING UP ORACLES CANNOT MAKE ANY ADULT ATTRACTED TO THEM AT ALL OR ELSE THEIR LIFE IS RUINED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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YOUNG BUCKS GET SCREWED OVER TOO JUST NOT AS BAD. NOTHING EVER MAKES SENSE TO YOUNG BUCKS GROWING UP. THERE IS A HUGE REASON WHY THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 GROWING UP ATTRACTIVE AS A FEMALE IS PRETTY MUCH A DEATH SENTENCE. IF YOU OBJECTIVELY KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER IS ATTRACTIVE, YOU GOTA MAKE HERE OUT TO BE A LATE BLOOMER IN COLLEGE. OR ELSE SOME OLD CREEPY GUY IS GOING TO SAVE HER. MEANING THE OLD CREEPY GUY IS Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE ORACLES AND YOUNG BUCKS NEED TO TEAM UP. BEFORE THEY REACH THAT POINT IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BANGED EACHOTHER OUT IF THE PARENTS DIDN'T CONTROL THE SOCIAL DYNAMICS. THEN THEY GROW UP HATING LIFE. OUTSTANDING. THE WHOLE REPEATER STUFF IS ABOUT RELIVING HIGH SCHOOL AND CREATING OR Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE USA IN 2014 HAS THE SADDEST SOCIETY ON THE PLANET WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT BANGING CHICKS YOUR OWN AGE? THEN THESE ASSHOLES BASE EVERYTHING ON APPEARANCE AND THEY ARE BUTT UGLY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SO THE USA GOVERNMENT CAN'T DO THE WHOLE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST THING NOW THEY ARE MAKING GIRLS BANG DOGS SO THEY WILL BE BETTER ORACLES. WHEN YOU HAVE DIRT ON SOMEONE YOU CONTROL THEM IN THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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BY TRYING TO SCAM THE REST OF THE WORLD WITH THE WHOLE PHONY  BLOODLINE TO CHRIST THING, THE USA HAS NO CREDIBILITY ON ANY ISSUE Socially Awkward Penguin