Socially Awkward Penguin

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said, "why bother" she walked away before I could say "You don't even need it"

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said,

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister  Socially Awkward Penguin

on sidewalk, sees car approaching intersection pretends he doesn't want to cross

on sidewalk, sees car approaching intersection pretends he doesn't want to cross  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dream about having a fictional girlfriend Have feelings for her when you wake up

Dream about having a fictional girlfriend Have feelings for her when you wake up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately

Adds to someone's joke while everyone is laughing Laughing stops immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Picks up girlfriend for a romantic spin and kiss trips over feet and throws her into trash can

Picks up girlfriend for a romantic spin and kiss trips over feet and throws her into trash can   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to correct teacher in front of 200 students is wrong

Tries to correct teacher in front of 200 students is wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Acts like i'm talking on the phone...standing next to cute girl phone rings

Acts like i'm talking on the phone...standing next to cute girl phone rings  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.  Socially Awkward Penguin