Socially Awkward Penguin

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam

went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds

Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys

Introduced to boss' paraplegic son picks up lifeless hand to shake like set of car keys  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs

Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

use bathroom at a girl's house Prove that I washed my hands by commenting on how good the soap smells

use bathroom at a 
girl's house Prove that I washed my
 hands by commenting on
 how good the soap smells  Socially Awkward Penguin

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face

Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead

Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing

Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling

Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling  Socially Awkward Penguin