Success Kid

Met up with a girl from the internet she is more attractive than in her pictures

Met up with a girl from the internet she is more attractive than in her pictures   Success Kid

Realised i was having a dream about peeing, woke up in panic to discover I was wetting the bed. Woke up again, realising it was a dream within a dream

Realised i was having a dream about peeing, woke up in panic to discover I was wetting the bed. Woke up again, realising it was a dream within a dream  Success Kid

Got out of the car on a 90 degree day No boob sweat

Got out of the car on a 90 degree day No boob sweat  Success Kid

Haven't worn make-up in a week No one has asked me if I was sick or tired.

Haven't worn make-up in a week No one has asked me if I was sick or tired.  Success Kid

have been addicted to crack for almost 5 years just got a new bag of crack

have been addicted to crack for almost 5 years  just got a new bag of crack  Success Kid

Builds own PC Everything works the first time

Builds own PC Everything works the first time  Success Kid

accidentally Throw my iphone away at taco bell honest dumpster-diving homeless lady finds and returns it 2 days later

accidentally Throw my iphone away at taco bell honest dumpster-diving homeless lady finds and returns it 2 days later  Success Kid

Asshole driver rides my bumper for miles.. finally zips past, right into memorial day speed trap

Asshole driver rides my bumper for miles.. finally zips past, right into memorial day speed trap  Success Kid

Found a good movie on TV It just started

Found a good movie on TV It just started  Success Kid

Had a serious talk with my girlfriend today She understood completely and didn't take anything the wrong way

Had a serious talk with my girlfriend today She understood completely and didn't take anything the wrong way  Success Kid