Success Kid

Pissed off my mom She deleted me from facebook

Pissed off my mom She deleted me from facebook  Success Kid

Asked Lecturer if we could have class outside says we can

Asked Lecturer if we could have class outside says we can  Success Kid

Admitted to a girl that I have a small penis Says 'that's good because I have a small mouth'

Admitted to a girl that I have a small penis Says 'that's good because I have a small mouth'  Success Kid

Tried to text ex late last night too drunk, forgot to hit send

Tried to text ex late last night too drunk, forgot to hit send  Success Kid

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar  Success Kid

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate  Success Kid

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number  Success Kid

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl. Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.   Success Kid

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice  Success Kid

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole  Success Kid