Success Kid

Didn't read the book Got an A on the test

Didn't read the book Got an A on the test  Success Kid

Had some Cap'n Crunch for breakfast The roof of my mouth is still intact

Had some Cap'n Crunch for breakfast The roof of my mouth is still intact  Success Kid

Browsed the front page of the internet for 8hrs. Got paid the entire time

Browsed the front page of the internet for 8hrs. Got paid the entire time  Success Kid

Dropped bowl on pavement Didn't break

Dropped bowl on pavement Didn't break  Success Kid

Downloaded the first season of a tv show 18hr movie

Downloaded the first season of a tv show 18hr movie  Success Kid

Woke up crying Rewarded with pair of tits

Woke up crying Rewarded with pair of tits  Success Kid

forgot to set alarm Woke up on time

forgot to set alarm Woke up on time  Success Kid

starburst 2-pack both pink

starburst 2-pack both pink  Success Kid

Was a bad boy all year Still got awesome presents from Santa

Was a bad boy all year Still got awesome presents from Santa  Success Kid

Dad used Condom But Here I am..

Dad used Condom But Here I am..  Success Kid