Successful Black Man

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home

give me your keys and get out of the car you're too drunk to drive yourself home  Successful Black Man

I'm going to bash these crackers which will function as substitute croutons for this delicious Mediterranean bisque

I'm going to bash these crackers which will function as substitute croutons for this delicious Mediterranean bisque   Successful Black Man

Damn Girl Back that UP or you will lose all your files

Damn Girl Back that UP or you will lose all your files  Successful Black Man

I'm going to cut that guy Some slack because he had a hard day today

I'm going to cut that guy Some slack because he had a hard day today   Successful Black Man

you just hate me because i'm black listing your company from any future business deals

you just hate me because i'm black listing your company from any future business deals  Successful Black Man

i still support oj as a healthy alternative to soda in our schools

i still support oj as a healthy alternative to soda in our schools  Successful Black Man

Nothing is better than a blunt conversation with your children about the danger of drugs

Nothing is better than a blunt conversation with your children about the danger of drugs  Successful Black Man

I never knew my father had such a diversified portfolio

I never knew my father had such a diversified portfolio  Successful Black Man

i'm always at the club playing golf with my clients

i'm always at the club playing golf with my clients  Successful Black Man

i left my pregnant girlfriend at home while i got the groceries

i left my pregnant girlfriend at home while i got the groceries  Successful Black Man