Successful Black Man

Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains

Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains  Successful Black Man

I jacked that lady's car up so i could change the flat tire

I jacked that lady's car up so i could change the flat tire  Successful Black Man

Die pig! Die! Damn, Angry Birds is tough.

Die pig! Die! Damn, Angry Birds is tough.
  Successful Black Man

I drive drunk Friends home from the bar so they don't have to pay for a cab

I drive drunk Friends home from the bar so they don't have to pay for a cab  Successful Black Man

I need another 40 pages to finish my doctoral thesis

I need another 40 pages to finish my doctoral thesis  Successful Black Man

everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the country club

everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the  country club  Successful Black Man

I left my pregnant girlfriend chocolates and a new novel before leaving for work today.

I left my pregnant girlfriend chocolates and a new novel before leaving for work today.  Successful Black Man

They see me rolling down the window to ask for directions, and they immediately stop and help me out. The people in this city are so friendly.

They see me rolling down the window to ask for directions, and they immediately stop and help me out. The people in this city are so friendly.  Successful Black Man

What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now

What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now  Successful Black Man

Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums

Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums  Successful Black Man