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Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs

Plastic is made from oil. Oil is made from dinosaurs.
 Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Boomerangs are just Frisbees for lonely people

Boomerangs are just
 Frisbees for lonely people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

SLANG is slang for Shortened Language

SLANG is slang for
 Shortened Language  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet

The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination* My brain just drove my car on autopilot.

*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination*
 My brain just drove my car on autopilot.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

explorer is exploradora in spanish dora the explorer

explorer is exploradora in spanish dora the explorer  Sudden Clarity Clarence

my Wife doesn't want me to fix her problems She wants me to listen to her irrational reasoning

my Wife doesn't want me to fix her problems
 She wants me to listen to her irrational reasoning   Sudden Clarity Clarence

We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.

We only had Recess so teachers could have their legally mandated breaks.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Older music seems better Because everyone has forgotten about the crappy songs

Older music seems better Because everyone has forgotten about the crappy songs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

watching a movie before you go to bed is the adult equivalent to getting read a bedtime story

watching a movie before you go to bed is the adult equivalent to getting read a bedtime story  Sudden Clarity Clarence