Sudden Clarity Clarence

As an only child I'm a third wheel to my parents all the time

As an only child I'm a third wheel to my parents all the time  Sudden Clarity Clarence

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty

You can't clean something Without something else getting dirty  Sudden Clarity Clarence

if fathoms are a measurement of depth then something that is 'unfathomable' is too deep to understand

if fathoms are a measurement of depth then something that is  'unfathomable' is too deep to understand   Sudden Clarity Clarence

My mom plans visits and then cancels every month so that i'll keep the house clean

My mom plans visits and then cancels every month so that i'll keep the house clean  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Your age is the number of times you went around the sun

Your age is the number of times you went around the sun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Who let the dogs out is a song about ugly girls in a club

Who let the dogs out is a song about ugly girls in a club  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cosmo magazine writes terrible sex tips to keep its readers single so they'll keep buying it

Cosmo magazine writes terrible sex tips to keep its readers single so they'll keep buying it  Sudden Clarity Clarence

In the little mermaid, King Trident has 7 daughters For the 7 seas

In the little mermaid, King Trident has 7 daughters For the 7 seas  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"That's great dear" Is GRANDMA'S VERSION OF COOL STORY BRO