Super Cool Ski Instructor

Lost my swag

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Check the damn TP roll!

IF YOU DON'T CHECK THE TOILET PAPER ROLL BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Every time.

IF YOUR MEDICINE HAS A LABEL CLAIMING,

4+4 is 10

IF YOU LEARNED MATH AT LOGAN HIGH YOU'RE GONNA  HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

If you forget to wash your hands...

IF YOU FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Super Cool Ski Instructor

Romo sucks

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Intrstructor camp

IF YOU DONT WANT HIGH MAJOR KIDS ON YOUR TEAM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

know you're shit

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Server Bad Time

IF YOU TRY AND USE DCEDATA IN THE MORNING (OR EVER) YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

CLASS MEME

IF YOU USE MONOCAUSAL EXPLANATIONS IN YOUR ESSAYS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor