The Most Interesting Man In The World

fat girls

I DON'T ALWAYS ACCEPT FAT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE FROM JANSON The Most Interesting Man In The World

appointment at cdc

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A COUNSELING APPOINTMENT AT THE CAREER DEVELOPMENT CENTER BUT WHEN I DO, I STAY THERE FOR 3 HOURS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always stop in front of cars on highways

I DONT ALWAYS STOP IN FRONT OF CARS ON HIGHWAYS TO THREATEN THEM BUT WHEN I DO                        I GET RUN OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

GIVE IT

НЕ ВИНАГИ ХОДЯ НА УЧИЛИЩЕ НО КОГАТО ГО ПРАВЯ ИСКАРВАМ 2-КА The Most Interesting Man In The World

BAD COACHING

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A SUBSTITUTION WHEN MY PLAYER DOESN'T HAVE A BYE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE The Most Interesting Man In The World

robin and janice

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE ALABAMA  FANS  BUT THE ONES THAT I DO IS ROBIN AND JANICE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Holiday after birthday

NOT EVERYDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY... BUT WHEN IT IS, I MAKE SURE THAT THE NEXT DAY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Odio los memes

NO SUELO USAR LOS MEMES, PERO CUANDO LOS USO RENIEGO DE LA GENTE  QUE USA MEMES A LO WEY SIN IMPORTARLES QUE PIERDAN EL SENTIDO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ninja Recitation

I DON'T ALWAYS GET CALLED ON FOR RECITATION BUT WHEN I DO, I SHIFT THE QUESTION TO MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck you

 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT The Most Interesting Man In The World