The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always cry

IDONT ALWAYS CRY OH WAIT...YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fantasy Football

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN AT FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO,  WELL, WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I had no idea until I saw the cake by my name

I DONT ALWAYS POST A COMMENT BUT WHEN I DO, IT HAPPENS TO BE MY CAKEDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

no shave no shame

I DON'T ALWAYS SHAVE MY LEGS BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T GO PAST MY KNEES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Richard for Homecoming

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR HOMECOMING, BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR RICHARD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

VFA Ammo

I DONT ALWAYS GO SHOOTING BUT WHEN I DO I SHOOT VALIANT FIREARMS & AMMUNITION The Most Interesting Man In The World

Annoyed with Ignorance

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE A NEWSFEED FILLED WITH BAD POLITICAL MEMES.. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE USUALLY SHARED BY SOMEONE WHO WOULD LIKELY FAIL A BASIC HIGH SCHOOL CIVICS EXAM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Conservative Spending

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO REPUBLICAN VOTERS... BUT WHEN I DO I ASK THEM IF THEY WANT A BILLION DOLLAR B-2 BOMBER AND WORLD PEACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do this but...

I DON'T ALWAYS CUT BENEFITS TO THE POOREST PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY BUT WHEN I DO, I STILL CLAIM TO BE A BIBLE BELIEVING CHRISTIAN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Meme Dos Equis

I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO THEY KICK ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World