Youre gonna have a bad time

Cpl Jeffs

IF YOU SEE OLLIE JEFFS COMING AT YOU IN AN AC-130 GUNSHIP YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Jeffs 123

IF YOU COME SEE JEFFS FLYING AN AC-130 GUNSHIP YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

I should have known

IF YOU GIVE YOUR 14-MONTH-OLD BBQ SAUCE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Oh, Kyle

IF YOU LISTEN TO KYLE SMITH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

When commenting on anything

IF YOU CAME HERE TO VOICE YOUR OPINION YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Bleep bop

IF FOI IS YOUR HOME GAME YOURE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Bleep boo boop

IF KRISTA IS YOUR DIRECTOR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME  Youre gonna have a bad time

Bad rain

IF YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE AFTER IT RAINS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Marriage Equality

IF YOU THINK MARRIAGE EQUALITY WILL RUIN YOUR MARRIAGE  YOURE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Youre gonna have a bad time

Prometheus Barrels?

IF YOU THINK PROMETHEUS MAKES THE BEST BARRELS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD DAY. Youre gonna have a bad time