overly manly man

what do I have next to my steak? my other steak

what do I have next to my steak? my other steak  overly manly man

Giant redwoods? you mean toothpicks?

Giant redwoods? you mean toothpicks?  overly manly man

How many push-ups can I do? All of them

How many push-ups can I do? All of them  overly manly man

Push ups? You mean earth downs?

Push ups? You mean earth downs?  overly manly man

If humans are God's arms and legs I must be his penis

If humans are God's arms and legs I must be his penis  overly manly man

My best vacation? France, 1944

My best vacation? France, 1944  overly manly man

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up

I drink Bud Light When I am trying to sober up  overly manly man

You sleep with your phone? when i was your age i slept with girls

You sleep with your phone? when i was your age i slept with girls  overly manly man

I survived the Depression, D-Day and lung cancer You will survive your girlfriend dumping you

I survived the Depression, D-Day and lung cancer You will survive your girlfriend dumping you  overly manly man

We had a study abroad when I was a kid... We called it Vietnam

We had a study abroad when I was a kid... We called it Vietnam  overly manly man