overly manly man

Your steak is too bloody? Give it one of your tampons

Your steak is too bloody? Give it one of your tampons  overly manly man

Pour me a glass of whiskey, son i have to take me heart medication.

Pour me a glass of whiskey, son i have to take me heart medication.  overly manly man

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice  overly manly man

Im allergic to whiskey It makes my knuckles bleed

Im allergic to whiskey It makes my knuckles bleed  overly manly man

Your mom's out of town this week Today's meal shall be steak with a side of shut the fuck up

Your mom's out of town this week Today's meal shall be steak with a side of shut the fuck up  overly manly man

i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you

i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you  overly manly man

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?  overly manly man

tumblr? last time i tumbled was over a pile of bodies in korea

tumblr? last time i tumbled was over a pile of bodies in korea  overly manly man

shot glasses? you mean sippy cups?

shot glasses?  you mean sippy cups?  overly manly man

Why do i need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves

Why do i need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves  overly manly man