My observational skills are lacking

IGNORE NOTE ON DOOR SAYING CLASS IS CANCELED SIT IN CLASSROOM ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE IS College Freshman

I see this all the time. College Freshman

25 CENT RAMEN        $6 DOLLAR STARBUCKS DRINK College Freshman

I didn't get a great sleep last night.

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ASKING THEM TO BE QUITE ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE Socially Awkward Penguin

The final episode of "Breaking Bad"

THE FINAL EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD IS CALLED

You Ordered A Salad...

YOU ORDERED A SALAD AT MCDONALDS? YOU MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH  Condescending Wonka

Next time someone does this, I'm going to plow them over with my bike.

IF EVERYONE COULD GET OFF THEIR DAMN PHONES WHILE WALKING AROUND CAMPUS, THAT'D BE GREEAAAAAT. Office Space Lumbergh

My teacher always does this

LET'S TEACH THEM THE EASIEST ONE  AND GIVE THE HARDEST ONE ON THE TEST  Misc

My mom's advice has saved me from a lot of bad decisions.

HANG A PICTURE OF THE TATTOO YOU WANT  SOMEWHERE YOU WILL SEE IT EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR  Actual Advice Mallard

This guy in the library today...

ANSWERS PHONE IN LIBRARY

They deserve it!

I ENJOY WATCHING BULLS HURT BULLFIGHTERS BECAUSE I FEEL BAD FOR THE ANIMALS  Confession Bear