Females thinkin your money gon stop comin in withou them

GUYS GO BROKE TRYING TO IMPRESS GIRLS WHILE I CONTINUE TO STACK UP WITH OR WITHOUT A GIRL Condescending Wonka

They should of let sleeping dogs lay...

 JUST TO SEE HOW FAR THEY WOULD OF GOTTEN Grumpy Cat

You think the datahall is your ally?

YOU THINK THE DATAHALL IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DATAHALL! I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN! Angry Bane

RSMB Meme

LEFT FOR WORK AT 7:02 INSTEAD OF 7:05 GOT THERE 30 MINUTES EARLIER THAN NORMAL Success Kid

Martha says do it right

  One Does Not Simply

drunk mallard

HAVING CHEST PAINS & TROUBLE BREATHING?  ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT, HELPS YOUR LUNGS RELAX. Malicious Advice Mallard

Change your fluids regularly.

WATER JETS ARE ON THE RISE HYDRAULIC PRESSURE IS DROPPING Mad Karma with Jim Cramer

niet mag

HET IS NIET ERG ALS JE ME NIET MAG. NIET IEDEREEN HEEFT EEN GOEDE SMAAK. Misc

Real OD

AT WHICH HOUR I'M ON OPRAH 'R DONAHUE, THOSE GENTS TRYETH TO DID SWEAT A NIGGA, BUT THOSE GENTS JUST DID NOT DEDUCE, WHAT MINE OWN WIT IS AS RAPID AS A CILIA TRIGG'R THAT GENT IS NARY THY EVERYDAY TYPETH PRANKST'R. I'M ICE-T, THY AUTHENTIC RACKETEER Joseph Ducreux

girlfriend parties

GOES TO HIS GIRLFRIEND'S PARTY FORGOT THE ADDRESS Bad Luck Brian