scumbag suburban mom

enjoy your xbox one

enjoy your xbox one   scumbag suburban mom

"marijuana is a horrible drug!" is an alcoholic

Complains that you didn't take the trash out Never asked you to

Complains that you didn't take the trash out Never asked you to  scumbag suburban mom

Wakes up early Doesn't let son sleep in.

Wakes up early Doesn't let son sleep in.  scumbag suburban mom

Complains about finances Orders house renovations

Complains about finances Orders house renovations  scumbag suburban mom

Asks you to do her shopping for her Nitpicks the *shit* out of your produce selections

Asks you to do her shopping for her Nitpicks the *shit* out of your produce selections  scumbag suburban mom

Comes into your room without knocking leaves the door open when she leaves

Comes into your room without knocking leaves the door open when she leaves  scumbag suburban mom

Criticizes everyone's parenting skills Leaves her three year old outside alone

Criticizes everyone's parenting skills  Leaves her three year old outside alone  scumbag suburban mom

Won't help you pay for community college classes because she "can't afford it" Drops fifteen thousand dollars on a custom furniture set for her bedroom

Won't help you pay for community college classes because she

Gets a new state of the art kitchen built. Knows only how to cook eggs

Gets a new state of the art kitchen built. Knows only how to cook eggs  scumbag suburban mom
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