scumbag suburban mom

Breaks something Blames it on you

Breaks something Blames it on you  scumbag suburban mom

"Video games rot your brain" Watches reality TV

Shows her appreciation for you taking time out of your busy schedule to drive her accross the state by nagging at your driving the whole way.

Shows her appreciation for you taking time out of your busy schedule to drive her accross the state by nagging at your driving the whole way.  scumbag suburban mom

there are multiple dimensions so that proves god exists

there are multiple dimensions so that proves god exists  scumbag suburban mom

50 shades of gray is just a love story

50 shades of gray is just a love story  scumbag suburban mom

tells you to drink OJ for breakfast after you brush your teeth

tells you to drink OJ for breakfast after you brush your teeth  scumbag suburban mom

Remembers every shitty thing you ever did Forgets where she puts her phone every five minutes

Remembers every shitty thing you ever did Forgets where she puts her phone every five minutes  scumbag suburban mom

Lives off properly paved roads, sent kids to public schools, calls police at slightest disturbance and frequents public libraries Campaigns against welfare

Lives off properly paved roads, sent kids to public schools, calls police at slightest disturbance and frequents public libraries Campaigns against welfare  scumbag suburban mom

Does everything for you Complains that you're not self sufficient

Does everything for you Complains that you're not self sufficient  scumbag suburban mom

"Oh, you spent all night working on two projects due tomorrow?" "Sounds like you should take the day off from school and rest."

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