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says the bible is the exact word of god and forces you to follow it says that parts that apply to her problems don't apply because it's not literal

says the bible is the exact word of god and forces you to follow it says that parts that apply to her problems don't apply because it's not literal scumbag suburban mom
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Doesn't give you permission to hang with friends "Why don't you ever hang with your friends?"

Doesn't give you permission to hang with friends
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Won't watch CNN because it doesn't talk about the olympics Says that actually watching the olympics is boring

Won't watch CNN because it doesn't talk about the olympics Says that actually watching the olympics is boring scumbag suburban mom
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Finds loose money in your pocket gives it to you in a lamp decades later

Finds loose money in your pocket gives it to you in a lamp decades later scumbag suburban mom
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Sees you are only buying a sandwich Makes you wait while she buys two carts full of groceries

Sees you are only buying a sandwich Makes you wait while she buys two carts full of groceries scumbag suburban mom
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Makes a legal right turning green Scolds me for making a legal left turn on green.

Makes a legal right turning green Scolds me for making a legal left turn on green. scumbag suburban mom
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"we judge people on what is in their hearts not their wallets" "go ask your father for money, you know he makes more than me"
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Gets a ticket for speeding in her own kid's school zone

Gets a ticket for speeding in her own kid's school zone scumbag suburban mom
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Same sex attraction is a learned trait children have biological yearning for a male and female parent

Same sex attraction is a learned trait children have biological yearning for a male and female parent scumbag suburban mom
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Makes her children do tons of chores Does no work herself

Makes her children do tons of chores Does no work herself scumbag suburban mom
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