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If your girlfriend refers as handjobs as "jerky" She's probably too young for you.

If your girlfriend refers as handjobs as

Spray Super hydrophobic and oleophobic coating on your ass if you want to get cancer and die

Spray Super hydrophobic and oleophobic coating on your ass if you want to get cancer and die  Actual Advice Mallard

Untying a tight knot? Twist the cord or bag tight. This will narrow and stiffen it, helping you push the knot open.

Untying a tight knot? Twist the cord or bag tight.  This will narrow and stiffen it, helping you push the knot open.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you think you need new shoes but your current shoes aren't ripped or broken Get new shoelaces first. It's much cheaper and feels like new shoes.

If you think you need new shoes but your current shoes aren't ripped or broken Get new shoelaces first. It's much cheaper and feels like new shoes.  Actual Advice Mallard

Mad they don't have music on MTV anymore? Watch MTV Hits

Mad they don't have music on MTV anymore? Watch MTV Hits  Actual Advice Mallard

Decide to trim your pubes? Do it right before you get in the shower so you can wash the hair off.

Decide to trim your pubes? Do it right before you get in the shower so you can wash the hair off.  Actual Advice Mallard

rename your songs in spotify no ads

rename your songs in spotify no ads  Actual Advice Mallard

During migrations never rest stop at a chinese community

During migrations never rest stop at a chinese community  Actual Advice Mallard

if your monitor has burn in set your wallpaper and screensaver to a completely white image

if your monitor has burn in set your wallpaper and screensaver to a completely white image  Actual Advice Mallard

don't believe everything you see about north korea

don't believe everything you see about north korea  Actual Advice Mallard
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