Insanity puppy

Previous owner hit me with a newspaper once... once

Previous owner hit 
me with a 
newspaper once... once  Insanity puppy

He wouldn't take me for a walk Now he'll never walk again

He wouldn't take me for a walk



 

Now he'll never walk again  Insanity puppy

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD  Insanity puppy

Owner had me neutered and had the audacity to throw me a ball I fetched his balls

Owner had me neutered and had the audacity to throw me a ball I fetched his balls  Insanity puppy

I love kids with ketchup!

I love kids with ketchup!  Insanity puppy

It wasn't curiosity that killed the cat

It wasn't curiosity 
that killed the cat   Insanity puppy

Owner pushed me off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.

Owner pushed me
off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.  Insanity puppy

owner spanked me for digging in yard was digging his grave

owner spanked me for digging in yard was digging his grave  Insanity puppy

I'm not trapped in this cage with you you're trapped in here with me.

I'm not trapped in this cage with you
 you're trapped in here with me.  Insanity puppy

Needs a new chew toy Picks your trachea

Needs a new chew toy Picks your trachea  Insanity puppy