Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Woo! Standing ovation! Never mind. Just people leaving.

Woo! Standing ovation! Never mind. Just people leaving.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

do you want to come in? uhhhh....I don't know

do you want to come in? uhhhh....I don't know  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

successfully blames fart on another friend turns out it was diarrhea

successfully blames fart on another friend turns out it was diarrhea  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

two guys say i have a nice rack have no idea as to how to respond

two guys say i have a nice rack have no idea as to how to respond  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Masturbates before sex to last longer Can't get hard for sex now

Masturbates before sex to last longer Can't get hard for sex now  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets called hot by a girl on a facebook message Assumes she is drunk and tells her off your mocking you

gets called hot by a girl on a facebook message Assumes she is drunk and tells her off your mocking you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sits next to a hot girl wearing a reddit shirt on a bus FORGETS HOW TO TALK

Sits next to a hot girl wearing a reddit shirt on a bus FORGETS HOW TO TALK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got promoted to be a manager at the worst stand in my amusement park

Got promoted to be a manager at the worst stand in my amusement park  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

doubled my karma up to 8

doubled my karma up to 8  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells the girl who's laying on him he's horny "Oh sweet"

Tells the girl who's laying on him he's horny
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